Coronaviru$ Cash-In - Discount and Low Income Your last chance at averting financial oblivion.
Sunday 19th April 2020, 3:00pm - 5:00pmDoors open: 2:45pm
(£5.50 including booking fee)
About Coronaviru$ Cash-In - Discount and Low Income
Very Low Income Package ticket for
The Coronaviru$ Cash-In - Online interactive webinar.
This is a special low income ticket for those in dire financial straights, for whom the Coronavirus Cash-In is their one last chance at averting financial oblivion.
These tickets are limited - please save them for those in real need. And remember - this is for charity.
ZOOM LINK WILL BE SENT OUT ONE HOUR BEFORE START
***LIVE & DIRECT FROM THE SUPER YACHT***
After extensive multinational negotiations, we are delighted to announce an exclusive, global premier appearance from:
WORLD FAMOUS BUSINESS COACH: MIKE MOE MONEY
Don't miss your chance to make your fortune from this once-in-a-lifetime Catastrotunity!
SIGN UP NOW - PLACES LIMITED
Extended 2 hour live interactive seminar featuring:
* World Famous Catastropreneur Host
* Business Secrets
* Group Exercises
* Catastropreneur Speed Dating
* Motivational Games
* Guest Speakers
* Loads of money
In this unique interactive webinar you will:
* Be inspired by tales of success
* Navigate networking
* Learn CEO level techniques
* Discover secrets the bankers don't want you to know
* Activate your acumen
* Power up your ruthlessness
* Learn to harness your jealousy
* Climb the Coronavirus Successometer
You'll leave with the skills, inspiration, ideas and energy to become a certified Level 1 Catastroprenuer.
Be the Success you want to see.
Terms & conditions for Coronaviru$ Cash-In - Discount and Low Income
This is an interactive event where YOU get to star! Make yourself a drink or two, sit somewhere comfy, join us for 1.5h - 2hrs .... be prepared with:
- Zoom app downloaded - ideally on a computer
- Your device on charge
- Your web cam on
- BUSINESS ATTIRE .... suits /shirts / ties.. No business wear? no problem... body paint that tie on your glorious chest.
- a marker pen
- a few sheets of a4
- Your best business ideas
We're raising money for one very important charity, Medecins Sans Frontiers (Doctors Without Borders) Pandemic Appeal, and one non-profit art project, Sound Asleep.
1. Médecins Sans Frontières - Coronavirus Appeal
It's amazing that we are all supporting our local health services and communities in this time of crisis. But while we might find this a tough time, there are people far more vulnerable out there with far less support. When this virus rips its way through conflict zones and refugee camps, its death toll will be much higher than anywhere else. Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors Without Borders) are often the only active NGO in the most devastated conflict zones in the world. The first in and the last out, their medical teams take huge personal risk to help the planet's most vulnerable.
And this is a global pandemic - if we cannot address it abroad, it will return to our own countries.
2. Sound Asleep
Sound Asleep is a short film by your host, Nadaav Soudry. Nadaav is a film maker and comedian. Like much of the film and TV industry, who create all that TV content you are streaming like crazy at the moment, Nadaav and his team's careers have totally dried up. They are unable to go out filming, and so unable to get paid.
Sound Asleep is a short comedy film, starring Red Dwarf's Danny John-Jules. It is a not for profit, non-commercial project created as an artwork. Proceeds will go towards completion of the film and film festival submission fees, so that when the virus is gone, Nadaav and his team have a new project to show, and the best chance at restarting their careers.
*Please only pick the low income ticket if you really need it - there are a limited number - please save them for those in need.
*Please respect the rules of the event. If you repeatedly disrupt the event, you may be booted from it, with no refund.
*Adult humour - not suitable for children or the easily offended.
*This is for charity - please give generously.